Hey, it's Staffordshire.

Nobody said dog industry

to Carrick Chase, did they? Hey, hello, hello, and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast. Today is Sunday, the 7th of June 2015.

My name is Darren Bullock at the other end of the end of the intertube. We have the beautiful, bearded, unwashed Mr. Matthew Moore.

I didn't mean to drop you in it on that one.

But he just flashed me his ring finger.

There's got to be some sort of subcode going on there.

Is that like a hanky out of the rear arse pocket?

I understand that's something in the gay boy world.

But without further do, ladies gentlemen, kick back, relax,

and enjoy episode 237 of the Midlife Gamer Podcast.

Matthew, how are you, buddy?

The gay boy, you're so not gay.

If there was ever to be something known to the world as facts, I think it's that

Darren's probably not gay.

Yeah, but it's the staunch denial people, the ones you have to worry about.

That's what movies tell me.

Oh, you've seen American Beauty.

Yeah.

So you've got the young lad next door, his dad, the ex-military guy who's sort of like,

he's as straight as they come all the way through the film.

And then at the end, gaze up.

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