Well, like I was telling Tom before the, like I was telling Tom a minute ago, the tomato

is not native to the Italian peninsula.

I don't think it was introduced to European or South East Asian cuisine until after the

colonial conquest of the New World.

I believe it was brought over to those cultures and I was researching what cuisine was

like before that, before that epochal moment when the tomato dropped like, damn dog, new fruit

or new vegetable or whatever, maybe they didn't debate about it.

New plant drop that people are going to have annoying debates about whether it's fruit

or vegetable drop.

It's got seeds, but it comes on a vine, which is it?

Yeah, and it's also, like would you consider a tomato savoury or sweet, you know, like it's

not really something, it's not like something sweet, did I really think of, but do fruit

have to be sweet?

What's a cucumber?

Is a cucumber fruit?

Oh, shit.

I think so.

Yeah.

I think it's in the same like family, I think it's in the, yeah, I think it's in the same

like family as watermelons.

See, but how is that, you know, watermelons delicious, huh?

Cucumber.

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