Episode 236: More Chimp Crazy, Dorito Dust, & “Hot Priest” Influencers Wanted

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

In this episode of the Pubcast, Kathleen opens the show drinking a Swarm Golden Ale from Exile Brewing Company. She shares her sentiments over the passing of Ozzy Osbourne, reminiscing how excited she was to see his Blizzard of Oz tour in St. Louis when she was a teenager. Plus! Tour News, Court News, Tasting Menu, Updates, Holy Shit They Found It, Front Page Pub News, Tourons, Saint of the Week, What We’re Watching, and a Feel Good Story!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey everybody, it's me, Kathleen Madigan.
0:10.7	Welcome to Madigan's Pubcast.
0:12.5	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool, let's talk about what's been going on.
0:24.2	Termites.
0:25.9	Welcome.
0:27.2	Welcome.
0:28.5	Welcome to episode 236.
0:30.5	The pub is open.
0:33.3	Stevie's still out there.
0:35.2	Yeah.
0:35.8	I don't know.
0:36.9	Yeah.
0:37.1	Trying to figure out how to, you know, I don't want to see these old people dropping life flies. Nope. Yep. It's been a terrible week. After I finished a podcast last week, it was Ozzy dying. Katie, my publicist, not me it. And I texted, I shouldn't have said it. It's kind of insulting to Katie. I'm like, is this real? I mean, Katie's my publicist. Like, I should believe what she's like, um, yeah, like, as she should say, yeah, Kathleen, I'm not sending you bullshit articles to upset you. Oh, my God. Right. April fools. Well, We'll talk about all that. But right now I'm drinking. What am I drinking? This is Swarm, Golden Ale. I think it's from Iowa. It is from Iowa because my friend Ryan, who's married to Kay, well, they're both from Iowa. Kansas City has a lot of Iowa and sneaking around. Just everybody in Kansas City, you'll know it. They'll have their Hawkeye stuff on. It's a delicious beer, and he bothered to mule it back from me, which was very nice. It's a pretty can. It's a very pretty can. Iowa knows what they're doing on many, many, many. Iowa's always shocking. They're sneaky. They're sneaky smart. Their stores Raygun are the smartest things you'll ever go in that are fun, like fun smart, clever, if you will, witty, if you will. Yeah, we used to have to take the Iowa basics test in grade school and it scared the shit out of me. At fifth grade, you knew it was coming. And I'm like, why do people in Iowa get to decide that they're the
2:05.9	smartest and then they get to decide if I can continue on with an education? I've never even
2:09.8	fucking been to Iowa at that time in fifth grade. Isn't it just attached? It is attached in the north.
2:17.5	It's north.
2:18.2	Yeah, but I would not have had a reason to.
2:22.7	Go to Iowa?
2:23.3	Yeah, not really.
2:24.7	I mean, but I didn't go to Kansas either.
2:27.3	Or Oklahoma, and they all border Missouri.
2:30.5	Or.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Kathleen Madigan, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Kathleen Madigan and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.