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on, do-to-do-to-do-to-do.

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Now we got news, all kinds of news, but I saw this little article about there was a place in upstate New York where they found the what might be the oldest existing forest that might be so old and as like old kinds of plants and stuff it might be so old. It might be so old and as like old kinds of plants and stuff it might be so old that the

dinosaurs saw the same kind of plants. Where is this place in upstate New York?

Turns out it's practically across the house from where I grew up.

Turns out, have I ever told you, too many times,

that I end up in the middle of stories for no reason whatsoever.

So I'm reading this story about the oldest forest. I'm like, okay, well, the story about dinosaurs and the oldest forest clearly will have no connection to me.

So I'm reading the story. Where is this oldest forest? Oh, it's in the Kaskill Mountains.

Oh, that's interesting.

Kaskill Mountains is where I grew up.

And where is it?

Cairo. Cairo, Cairo.

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