Good morning everybody and welcome and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

Trying out a new microphone for the platforms not counting locals which is on its own system

and I have no idea if you can hear me.

So if somebody on YouTube or Rumble or X could tell me in the comments, do you hear me now?

And of course, comment. Oh, well, they can, okay, good news, good news, audio is good.

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Yeah, that was as good as I hoped it would be.

Well, let's talk about the news.

Have I told you lately that the news is all just funny and absurd and ridiculous?

I don't think I've been mad about the news in a while.

And it's not because the news is any better. It's just it's gone so far it's just

ridiculous and so I end up just being entertained by it until we all die of course but here's what's happening.

Have I ever told you that it's weird how often I end up in the middle of a national story. It's really weird. The number of times will be some

story, the headline, and I'll be, oh, there's a story and here are the details. The story is about me.

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