Hi, Jesse. Katie, I'm feeling pretty manipulated at the moment.

Okay, why?

I just keep checking the fucking the early votes and the projection. And it's like everyone

knows it's bullshit, but they keep publishing it because they want page views. And I feel like

a gambling addict. and I'm not

learning anything and it really annoys me. How are you distracting yourself?

Distracting myself from what?

The election, Katie.

Election? There's an election?

Yeah. City sanitation counselor, New York.

There is one race I am very interested in, which is the race for Washington State Public Lands Commissioner.

If anybody listening to this in Washington has not already mailed in your ballot, please vote for

Dave Up the Grove.

This is the one race that I actually give a shit about because he is going to keep our big trees.

That's what I care about, the big trees.

And his opponent, she's going to cut down all

the trees. So that's the race that matters. Please vote for Dave up the Grove. I'm guessing that

you're oversimplifying that somewhere. It's her platform really cut down all the trees? Every one of them.

She hates trees. She wants to turn them all into toilet paper. And then he works for big, yeah, he's the big bidet candidate.

He's like, no, wash your ass with water.

And she's like, yeah, and she's like, no.

Big spray.

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