All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

It took a little poking and prodding from me, or at least a little bit of encouragement,

but Brian had quite the fun one evening, and we are going to be talking all about it very shortly.

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That's how I like to look at it. Is that what it is? I do. We like enter into an alternate universe where we're actually super ahead of schedule or what? Yeah, I'm a huge believer in physics and thermodynamics. I believe that we are so far behind that we are truly ahead. That's how I like to look at it. I like it. Yeah. And like I said, we work better on, I work better on the pressure.

Oh, we always are putting ourselves in like stressful situations, always. That's why we put too much on our schedules. Absolutely. That's why we over commit to literally everything. We also are master procrastinators. Oh, the best. In fact, right now, we are just a couple of short hours away from having to get on a plane to fly to Montana for your mother's birthday while we are recording this. Now, could we have recorded this yesterday? Absolutely. Could we have done it, say, Wednesday? No question about it. What we decided to do was fuck it off and wait till the last minute. But to be fair, we had a lot of shit to do because I'd been down for like almost two weeks with my fucking eyes.

Yeah, it's basically just been me doing stuff for at least 10 days now.

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