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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 234: That Will Solve Literally None of the Problems

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2015

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Witches are furious at Etsy for banning the sale of spells Child dies of untreated ear infection; parents charged Trump: GOP Presidential Candidates Are 'Nothings' Who Couldn't Shine His Shoes Meet The Republican Candidates Who Have Defended The Confederate Flag Michael Savage: Use Immigrants To Build The Border Wall, Then Deported Them Excerpts from Conservapedia article on Faith KKK Leader Disputes Hate Group Label: 'We're A Christian Organization' Pat Robertson: Destroy Greek Sculpture If It Has Demonic Powers Kim Jong-un claims to have cured Aids, Ebola and cancer with single miracle drug

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:07.0

Hi, it's Lisa Lintom, this is Elizabeth. I just called about what you said at the end of the real-life podcast about babies and what have Robertson said about them being and having this life.

0:20.0

That's okay, that's really common with a lot of Christians. I've been to a lot of funerals where family members have died and everybody says the same thing.

0:29.0

Oh, it's okay, because now there was God. That means everything better. And that's honestly what they believe that we should be celebrating if they're no longer with us.

0:40.0

I think it comes from a misguided trying to ask her to come first to give a person like, oh well, you're no longer in this horrible, terrible world now there.

0:51.0

And they pervade the world. And we're just supposed to ignore the pain that we're feeling because a lot of Christians believe that it's selfish to want that person what that is.

1:03.0

Anyway, it's horrible.

1:06.0

Hey guys, this is Tucker. And I think the reason the Fox folks are unwilling to admit that the Charleston shooting was because of racism is that it forces them to say, yes, he's a Christian, but he doesn't represent all Christians.

1:24.0

And that kind of disrupts their whole narrative when it comes to things like, we got to go all these Muslims because, you know, they're all violent, they're all helping on killing all of us.

1:38.0

Glory, ho, left.

1:42.0

Christopher and Tom, Mrs. Esme and I just have listening to your last podcast. And I, we were talking about the beginning of the podcast.

1:54.0

The idea that the same people who are against abortions are also anti-controception.

2:05.0

But I wanted to know that the other thing that people that are anti-choice are also famously, you know, tend to be very pro-destinal people.

2:21.0

They don't have a problem with killing people. They just don't like getting women in choice. That's what it's about. It's not about the same to be alive. It's about eliminating choice.

2:33.0

Anyway, who are you all? Love you guys.

2:37.0

I just want to say that this kind of injustice is evil and poverty. Okay? Listen, it's our uncle.

2:47.0

That Thomas Cecil going ahead. I, I, I, I'm in prison. I have no way for them.

2:58.0

I really want to check out this car, y'all, though. I'm not exactly sure what it is. I really want to check it out.

3:07.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended. The explicit tag is there for a reason.

3:38.0

Recording from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, actually, no, I'm actually recording from Chicago, not from Glory Hole Studios, but it's in the same spirit.

3:51.0

This is cognitive dissonance. Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.

4:02.0

It's skeptical. It's political. And there is no welcome Matt. Also again, there's no Tom. See, Tom this week contracted an illness.

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