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Episode 234 - Congrat's (8/5/18)

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Chapo Trap House

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

​Papa Menaker is away moving this weekend, so three of his chocolate-smeared children are allowed to get their grubby little mitts all over the pod. Matt, Felix and Amber congratulate Apple for becoming the first trillion dollar company, Paul Manafort for his impeccable fashion sense, and Obama for turning 57 this week. To celebrate Obama's birthday we read from "Hope Never Dies: An Obama Biden Mystery" and try not to succumb to the deep depression it induces.

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0:00.0

Hello everybody.

0:28.6

That sounds as the absence of willmanica and Virgil texas who are

0:33.7

Moving in together because they're married gotcha you're not here to about that

0:38.6

We have today me Felix buterman Matt christman. Hi, and Amber Ali for us. Yep

0:46.0

So weird permutation. It's we've never done this permutation

0:50.8

I didn't think it happened. Yeah, I wasn't prepared for this permutation honestly

0:54.6

That was up till 6 30 a.m last night. I was playing duos with Andrew because I didn't get a single win

0:59.0

And I had to stay up till I got a win and you know what they say sometimes it's not your night your week or even your year

1:05.2

But I've got a new white wrap to start it off to get us in the mindset. We're ready you guys ready. Yeah, this is how a

1:12.4

White backpack rapper would wrap about you incorporate Fortnite who's music my girl got knockers like it's fork knife

1:18.9

My blade. It's a law called a pork knife

1:21.9

Swimming with Nassim to lab called my black swan dive

1:26.6

All right, we're ready. Yeah, yeah, I'm pumped up now. That's right. Yeah, it works. It works

1:31.7

Yeah, ready for this fucking podcast Hindenburg that's about to explode all over your year drums because we have no idea how this is gonna work

1:41.3

Hi everybody fuck

1:43.3

I'm gonna fat chocolate smear children, you know, and he is our stern father who keeps us on the back by by by

2:00.4

Being disciplined and reading a stuelpeter and scary. Yeah, by the way

2:04.2

It's it's utterly sexist to say that I ever keep anyone in line. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're just another one of the grubby

2:11.8

Urchins running around will be oh it's not urchins

2:14.8

I like to think of it is like will is our stern

2:17.7

Younger father. Yes, and we have a Bavarian mom. So we're naturally like little chocolate boys

2:24.8

And our dads in the Franco-Preshing War. Yeah, yeah, where is papa?

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