Episode 232 - America, You Sexy Bigfoot! (7/30/18)

Chapo Trap House

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2018

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

America's got Bigfoot fever, and so do we! After spending some time discussing white rappers, gaming, and hunting sexy Bigfoot, we discuss Meghan McCain's recent tirade against socialism, and further explore her thoughts on Faith, Wealth, Privilege and why she should NOT feel bad about having all three in a reading from her 2012 book (with Michael Ian Black), "America, You Sexy Bitch!". Buy Tickets for Julia Salazar Comedy Fundraiser Here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/comedyforsalazar

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0:00.0	Felix, what do you think?
0:01.1	Okay, okay, I got another one.
0:02.6	Now, cold 1911, 45, full clip,
0:05.5	we'll take down a grizzly bear and full for off.
0:07.3	Depends on how you place it.
0:09.5	I have another white guy rap.
0:12.0	Okay.
0:13.3	Twisting like a yogi, smarter than I can bear.
0:16.3	You know my shit is covered like universal health care.
0:19.7	Ask for Netflix and she'll coat like my name's Tony Blair.
0:23.8	And for those of you on the premium feed,
0:25.1	there will be a video of me waving my hands around like an asshole
0:34.2	in a room that seems to keep getting smaller.
0:36.2	Like all videos of lights wrapping online.
0:39.0	I have a lot of these.
0:40.3	This is one I already posted the timeline.
0:42.7	I'm gonna read one that MNM Obama did.
0:45.2	You can't check me out because reference is what I'm known for.
0:48.5	Getting my...
0:49.3	Getting sucked in a hummer like it's O4.
0:52.1	Her brain is good.
0:53.2	My name is Jupiter.
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