Ooh, yeah, uh-huh, listen up, yeah, I can see you're new to this

Yeah ain't got no job, yeah ain't got no experience, you're entry level

Yeah ain't got no qualifications, baby, you're entry level

You're entry level, you're entry level, baby, you're entry level

Ooh, yeah

Welcome to this week's episode of entry level, I'm back, I'm at his house, he's here Nick Turner

Hey, that's me, I had a big pumpkin on the table

You got a big pumpkin on the table, it's September that seems early

Seems early, also, it seems large for our table

Yes, it is big, um, let's get to the news of the last two months

I had a great time in Europe

The president has been shot

And also, Brooks traveled the Europe for a month

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and the president was not shot

But, uh, but I would say almost just as devastating

Uh, Fox passed on my show, Nick

So much more devastating

Not in the same ball, but me

Because that was my only chance to maybe get on a network show

Only fucking chance, you have other chances, me

That was it

Yeah, they, you know, they were real cool, they took a real nice chill nine months of this is going

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