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Slop Quest

Episode 233: Show Me Your Gooper

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

To start the show, O'Neill plays a voicemail he received after our last show from a very somber and apologetic Brian Holtzman. He then shares some stories from a recent ski trip he took. Danish plays a juicy morsel of a soundbite...it's baby Barb's FIRST contribution to the show!!!! O'Neill talks about a woman who lured deer into her home and fed them. The audio is played and respectfully (as always) dissected. Danish poses an important question: would you rather buy Erykah Badu or Gwyneth Paltrow's idiotic product? The episode is closed with an UNREAL listener submitted song about the Dassman. Oh, and Danish gives a few quick book picks as well. Yes indeedy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The three kings are ready again.

0:05.0

Dropping to give you Jesus across the man, he's a mayor, he's a mayor, he's a mayor, he's a man, he's mayor he's

0:13.7

the doctor what what could you need

0:16.7

don't be a bitch

0:18.7

fast that he can please

0:21.1

Danish Please. Danish, Danish, Danish, and a little bit,

0:35.0

a little, a nation me.

0:38.0

I hope you brought your knife.

0:42.0

It's a... I hope you brought your knife

0:44.0

It's a mountain line and fight for your life

0:48.0

Don't if your thing isn't that cool

0:55.0

Unless you want it's cool. Dangish and no me else. Lady Sh Danish and weir.

1:04.0

Danish,

1:06.0

Danish, Danish,

1:08.0

Danish Danish Newi

1:10.0

...

1:11.0

Danish

1:12.0

... ... Danish ... ... They can be here. Now it's time for finishing on new y'all.

1:27.0

But you're a horseer. Tell me about riding those horses. Yes, tell us about riding those horses.

1:40.0

Well, it was on the ranch and feeling horny.

1:46.0

Hey, welcome our guest Brian Holtzman.

1:48.4

Yeah, morning due.

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