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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 233: Junk Man vs The Anytizers

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these podcasters from the swift completion of their appointed episodes! Just playing. If there was a bunch of heat or gloom we probably wouldn't do it. But there was a shitload of snow by Tennessee standards, and we still managed to turn on the computer and do our jobs. Incredible. On today's episode we're talking about, well, that dadgum post office demon Louis Dejoy, new seating concepts, copsucking comics, and as you can probably guess by looking at the title of the episode, air fryer apologia. All that and more on a very normal episode of YKS!


Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Executive Producer lola butt.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick starters, hope for the decent stuff that's up to you, man.

0:10.0

Cause I'm thinking decent singing, I'm trying to be a thing that makes my congel go mad.

0:17.0

I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you.

0:19.0

I still keep drinking that garbage. I still keep drinking it up. Cause I love it, man I need it.

0:28.0

And this is no kick starters, oops.

0:32.0

The podcast.

0:35.0

Hey guys, Big Fan in the show. I'm so much in fact, I'm listening to the back catalog in one of the episodes, Jesse says

0:44.0

that they hate all the little attachments that go into the fucking dishwasher and shit.

0:49.0

And I absolutely share that sentiment.

0:52.0

My roommates have like this air fire and it's got these little removable legs that hold the frying crate up.

0:59.0

And then I've got this, you know, this love bots, Robo fuck Deluxe adjustable sex machine.

1:06.0

And it just has so many goddamn attachments. I, you know, it's, I just would take it all apart every time you want to clean it.

1:13.0

So far, anyway, you got a friend of me Jesse and TV.

1:18.0

You know where we stand for. All right, bye.

1:23.0

Hey everybody, welcome to YKS. We got old Christmas lights, Mike, online with us here.

1:28.0

What the fuck? Oh, I was like, did I have a fucking Christmas lights?

1:33.0

I had to think if I hung up Christmas lights.

1:38.0

The thing you should definitely know happened.

1:41.0

Yeah, well, what is now what's good? Can you give an update on the Christmas lights? What's going on over there?

1:46.0

I have not received a third box of.

1:49.0

I've received I think 49.

1:53.0

Okay, boxes.

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