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🗓️ 20 January 2022
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm gonna do some ad me a sturdy, but I've had a creek in my neck for two days. It's about to kill me. I'm |
0:06.8 | I'm pretty sure that uh any mass shootings that have ever taken place have been by people with a |
0:13.7 | creek in their fucking neck and that's the actual route. It's the root cause they've been at a job |
0:19.6 | sitting down for like eight hours a day for like eight years and they just go lay loose it because |
0:24.4 | that's the last fucking straw. It really is so bad. But yeah took me. Oh I had to dig out my old |
0:37.0 | expired muscle relaxers. Oh you love a reason to go back to an old friend. Just felt like a block |
0:46.9 | of jello with some shit. Oh yeah well I mean I tried to make sure everything was cool. Calm |
0:52.8 | collected before I took off because I knew. But then motherfucking dogs went ape shit trying to |
1:00.6 | fall out of this house and I'm telling you I had to about crawl to the door. Like slink it |
1:07.3 | yourself to the door and like what are I'm dragging it? I took it. I took it at 11. I was in the |
1:13.5 | perfect position. I had my little body pillow. So my neck wouldn't move. My neck propped up just |
1:20.2 | then the motherfuckers said I was like feeling a little while it was about 130 when they went off |
1:25.4 | and I was trying to get to the door. Like water. Tom did you get your blood pressure up over at |
1:35.1 | game last time? No I just kind of expect just to lose on the road and when we win it's a pleasant |
1:41.8 | surprise. No. I clearly can't be stressed anymore. I'm concerned for my heart health. |
1:47.8 | Yeah we're beyond stress. I've been spending the last 10 minutes trying to tee up a joke that I |
1:55.5 | can't connect. That's where you know like today you know today like everybody's talking about the |
2:01.6 | M&M's. The Mars company has made M&M's have you know Gen Z personality features like one of them |
2:13.6 | has ADHD and other ones. What? A sexual sex positive. One of them has a diagnosis. What is |
2:22.9 | a sexual sex positive? Just just different. They just get different traits. Well so you don't |
2:32.8 | support any of the teams. You just support the game. You're like you know what? I'm sorry everybody |
2:38.7 | has fun. It's probably where I'm going to pivot to it. No I'll catch heat for that. Apparently |
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