Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and I doubt you'll ever have a better time in your life

than the time we're going to spend here.

And if you'd like to take this experience up to levels,

which even your doctor can't understand, all you need is a copper mug or a glass,

a tanker, a tanker, a chalice, a stina, a canteen, a juggera, a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid I like, coffee, and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure

of the dope of eating it in the day.

The thing that makes everything better, it's called the simultaneous sip.

What happens now?

Go.

Oh, that's so good.

Save it.

Save it.

Well, if we have any technical problems today, it would be because,

you hear the rumbled network has been under some kind of persistent cyber attack.

So if we see any hiccups, it might be that persistent cyber attack.

Now, any day, I need somebody to tell me if I'm insane,

because I feel like was it a day and a half ago?

There was this gigantic story in the news that China had hacked into all of our major infrastructure

and they were waiting to, you know, if things got bad, they'd just turn off the country.

And I said to myself, I don't believe that story.

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