Episode 232: An Expensive Yet Disposable Item

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2015

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

44,500 People, Including Two Presidential Candidates, Vow To Defy The Supreme Court On Marriage Equality Klingenschmitt: Boy Scouts Are Opening Organization To 'Untrustworthy Men Who Have A Fetish' For Young Boys Fox News Uses Charleston Shootings to Propagate Culture War New Michigan Law Allows Adoption Agencies To Reject Atheist Parents 'Homosexuals Worship Their Own Genitals' Zoo animals on the loose in Tbilisi, Georgia, after flooding Friend of Christian couple who vowed divorce over gay marriage brutally uninvites them from her wedding One Million Moms Protests Chobani's Sinful Lesbian Yogurt Steven Anderson: I Pray Caitlyn Jenner Dies Today and Goes to Hell

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
1:00.0	Take care guys, have fun.
1:30.0	I'm going to go to the hotel, we just went for a trip.
1:32.0	And for you and that was related.
1:34.0	And my wife is wondering how you move out of the description of the rap like 600 times
1:40.0	we have taken a voyage of colonial privilege.
1:44.0	I hope it was just what I think of later dudes.
1:49.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
1:55.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
2:19.0	Recording from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance.
2:32.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way.
2:35.0	We bring critical thinking, skepticism, and irreverence to any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
2:43.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mat.
2:48.0	This is episode 232, but we're actually working on the welcome mat.
2:52.0	We are working on the welcome mat.
2:54.0	We may have a welcome mat, I feel like we're closer.
2:57.0	Let's not touch up the gun Tom.
2:59.0	Here's why I think we're close.
3:01.0	Because earlier today, we got an email this week from somebody that I think can help us make the welcome mats.
3:08.0	At a reasonable price, and I took the task on of contacting this person, and I am going to spearhead the welcome mat project.
3:19.0	So guys, if you want a welcome mat for next Christmas, there's a possibility that they'll be around.
3:26.0	You notice you're the one laughing, right?
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