Episode 231 - The One With Eleanor

Drinkin‘ Bros Podcast

Tetherball Academy Media

Sports, Comedy, News, Politics

4.8 • 8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Ross Patterson, Mat Best, Jarred Taylor, and Evan Hafer ring in the New Year in style by inviting Jarred's Tinder date "Eleanor" on the show. The also announce the 2017 Brosman Winner.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Drinking Bros presented by BlackWifealCoffee.com
0:14.0	Put down the water and grab a fucking drink drink drink drink drink.
0:22.0	We might be cheating. It is New Year's Eve. It's Hi Eleanor.
0:29.0	Hi. Who is that? Who do we have on New Year's Eve?
0:32.0	Who's our special guest? They're in front of me. They're far prettier than Jared.
0:35.0	Oh, far prettier. What does that mean?
0:38.0	She's got a bigger dick than you. Yeah.
0:40.0	Oh, she got that. How you measure prettiness?
0:42.0	100%. She has that cyborg dick. Okay, looking guy.
0:46.0	Oh, God. She's got this dick like cyborg. Who's over there?
0:51.0	Jared, is it one of your tenders?
0:54.0	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
0:57.0	Where did you meet this one? New Year's Eve. Grindr, she catfished me.
1:04.0	I thought it was a dude. It showed up. It was a girl.
1:07.0	It showed work. It's fun.
1:10.0	You ain't got no penis.
1:13.0	You ain't got one, yeah.
1:15.0	I want one.
1:17.0	I want one.
1:19.0	What you got a BB.
1:22.0	What's her name? What's this lovely? Eleanor.
1:25.0	Eleanor. Eleanor. Eleanor. Like Roosevelt.
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