The Hello everybody and welcome back to the Juluminati podcast

episode 231 as always I'm one of your host Mike Martin joined my two beautiful

boys and from a Los Angeles where it's one day the earthquake will send you into the ocean and I'll never see you again.

Dark. Jesse and Alex, how's it going?

I'm introspective now.

Wow, yeah. Do you think like, uh, they'll welcome me with open arms?

The ocean?

The sea, the aliens down there?

Oh, yeah.

Is that how we find out mermaids are real?

The ones that are like half a monkey on a fish? For fish,

mermaids are hot. Dude, I'd fuck a mermaid. Absolutely. How, though?

In what way? I need specifics. Actually, we shouldn't. This is the first few seconds. I'd wait.

No, we don't worry about YouTube. YouTube is not what our concern is.

I just want to point out for the record. I literally have the very first line of my script for today is maybe something to

listen to with the family this holiday season so just we're already up the

great start to skip this to the point where the episode starts you just

hopefully you're listening this episode before you get to hang out with your family.

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