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Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Episode 231: "Pot Brownie Theater" with Lachlan Patterson

Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft

Eddie Ifft

Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2013

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Lachlan Patterson is on this very special episode of TalkinS hit. After a few hours in the great outdoors the guys get the opposite of cabin fever, or someone (Jason) drugged them all without anyone knowing? Whatever it is they can feel it coming in the air tonight, find out how weird they get on this episode of talkinS hit.

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0:00.0

Hey shit Eds time to talk to you about Pro Flowers. That's right Pro Flowers Mother's Day is coming up. My mother called me the other day to tell me that she just found my podcast

0:09.1

That turned into a very awkward conversation and we stop talking. So what I do? I send her some flowers

0:16.1

from Pro Flowers. That's all you got to do. Mother's Day's coming up and Pro Flowers has one dozen

0:21.3

rainbow roses for 1999, or double the roses and get chocolates plus a

0:26.1

premium pink vase for just 2998. That's 50% off. You just need my code, Eddie I, when you order these to get these special prices.

0:36.3

Here's the only way to get this amazing Mother's Day deal.

0:38.9

Go to pro-Flowers.com, click on the microphone in the top right corner and type in Eddie I that's Pro Flowers

0:44.7

dot com click on the microphone and type in Eddie I order now the special pricing

0:49.9

expires soon do it so make sure you do that. Amazon.com through the Eddie

0:55.8

Talk and Shit website. Thanks guys. Hey I want to thank right now a

1:01.6

shithead named Patrick Nolan I can't thank you. Thank you

1:05.0

enough, Patrick Nolan. I can't thank you enough, Patrick, and your buddy at Delta Airlines

1:07.0

for hooking me up when I was stuck in Sun Valley, Idaho.

1:12.0

These guys took care of me on Easter Sunday

1:14.4

and made sure I got home.

1:16.0

I just want to thank them.

1:17.9

And your buddy, I will find out who you are,

1:20.2

and I will thank you over and over.

1:21.7

And when I come to Pittsburgh I'm fucking you guys are getting

1:24.7

below jobs not for me not for me I'll buy them from hookers but thanks a lot

1:32.0

We need help. You guys all love the show. We get messages from you on the

1:37.2

Facebook page telling how much you like the show. If you really like the show

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