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🗓️ 24 September 2024
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Jessimae Peluso lives out her italian nonna dreams this week at Breaking Bread. She declares that Sofia Loren is the perfect woman and that nobody should be afraid to age—or become a witch. Jessimae and Tom talk about a mirror that shows your true reflection that is conveniently and ironically located in the museum of illusions. Being a comic means going to Omaha when you need money and being up to date on pop culture references like “rizz.” The duo also take time to recount some of film’s brightest and beloved classics like “The Electric Grandmother” and “Harry and the Hendersons.”
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0:00.0 | I think we need to update the funeral. |
0:02.0 | Yeah, let's talk about this for a second. |
0:03.7 | It's become a bit of a, no one knows what to do right now. |
0:06.4 | No one knows what to do right now, |
0:07.6 | but there's also these like instilled traditions |
0:10.0 | that we're supposed to abide by that I don't agree with. |
0:13.9 | I think, hey, someone just died, |
0:16.2 | my closest person just died, |
0:18.0 | I don't want you to fucking kiss my cheek. |
0:21.1 | Okay, lady who did his hair for 30 years? |
0:23.2 | Right. |
0:24.2 | Don't want your cigarette breath on my sweet skin. |
0:26.3 | It's breaking bread. |
0:28.6 | A toast. |
0:29.6 | A toast. |
0:30.6 | I haven't seen you in quite some time. |
0:32.1 | It has been some time. Yeah and I've missed you. I missed you as well. And I'm very glad that you made the trip. Oh, Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Fratello. Bumb, bumb, bumb, bumb, bumb, bumb, Bum, Bum, Bum. |
0:45.0 | Mm, not bad. |
0:47.0 | That's really good. |
0:48.0 | Right? |
0:49.0 | And normally I like a little extra stuff in it. |
0:50.0 | Do you want any sugar? |
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