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Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Episode 230 - The Khivan Campaign of 1839

Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

Lions Led By Donkeys

Comedy

4.61.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Joe is joined by the hosts of Ukraine without Hype to talk about the time the Russian Empire fell for a con artist and invaded a khanate to try to steal gold that didn't exist. Check out Ukraine without Hype: https://twitter.com/HypeUkraine Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys Sources: Morrison, Alexander, "The Russian Conquest of Central Asia" "A Narrative of the Russian Military Expedition to Khiva under General Perofski", Translated from the Russian for the Foreign Department of the Government of India, Calcutta, 1867 ‘Pray for the Camels’: The Winter Invasion of Khiva, 1839–41

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Hey, everybody. Joe here from The Lines Led by Donkey's Podcast. If you enjoy what we do here

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by research materials that make the show possible and support charities like the Kurdish Red

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Crescent, the Flint Waterfront, and the Halo Trust. Consider joining the Legion of the Old Crow

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today, and now back to the show.

0:45.3

Hello, and welcome to The Lines Led by Donkey's Podcast. I'm Joe, and with me today is not Liam.

1:00.3

It's Romeo and Anthony from Ukraine without hype podcasts, and how you doing, fellas?

1:07.1

Ain't not too bad, not too bad. I'm doing all right. I'm on a bureaucracy voyage right now,

1:12.5

halfway across the country. There's always a special layer of hell when it comes to bureaucracy,

1:20.8

and some of the places that we live. I think I've talked before about dealing with the

1:25.0

citizenship office here, and it's something of an engineer to nightmare. It could only exist

1:33.4

in a parody of if you were reading a fiction novel with a world building, and they're purposely

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trying to make a bureaucracy that's like comically insane. That's the only way it makes sense.

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It's actually the U.S. Yeah. Yeah, he's doing NBC. NBC. Oh hell, yeah. Which is just

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in normal times. It's fun enough, fun, meaning the opposite of what that word typically means,

2:01.6

but during war, it's more exciting. Yeah, so the U.S. Embassy fucked off like before the war

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started, and so they set up shop in Poland, but they told me to do my stuff. They would like

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send their consulate officers into the country, but wouldn't tell me where, wouldn't tell me when,

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