Episode 230: Slimer Goes to Sunday School

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

On this special live Round Tabler of the Year edition of the Round Table: a Montana woman gets caught up in an elaborate monkey scam, a woman falls to her death moments after accepting a marriage proposal, and a man trying to sell his virginity online gets zero takers. Joining us for this special event: Jason Saenz, Mookie, Roommate Mike, Amber Nelson, and the Reformed Whores!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody just a quick update for you the roundtable gentleman is now brought to you by
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0:13.8	Gentlemen, let's draw my mind
0:15.8	I'm
0:25.8	Stammer action gentleman
0:31.7	Civilities gentlemen always civility
0:36.3	I've got a lot of things to say today. I'm gonna go in say fuck you God for not nominating me for the fucking roundtable over the year
0:45.8	This year
0:47.8	That made the list because God is the only one that makes mistakes this fucking big
0:55.4	No, no
0:57.4	Yeah, he's the biggest mistake
0:59.4	I said big and I know that I promise loop a that I wasn't gonna wear pants
1:05.0	But it does feel like five degrees outside so I'm keeping my pants on but I did drink enough whiskey
1:10.1	God to really
1:12.1	Piss on this fucking award show
1:14.3	What do you tell me I mean I have you weren't gonna be wearing pants?
1:17.6	It was on the online I told loop a on the online that I was
1:20.8	Trading secret no it was on an open forum I do believe secret PM. Yeah, it was a secret PM
1:26.9	Talks about fucking spit and all over y'all which I'm spitting from here, but I got the spit guard
1:31.5	Thank fucking God that I got the spit guard
1:34.3	So I just want to thank you all and say fuck everyone in this room
1:37.7	You have to say amen or the flames okay now God got it. That's the send button for God is amen
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