Breaker, this is Jack Burton on the Porkchop Express, and I'm talking to whoever's listening out there.

Like I told my last wife, I said, honey, if a demutative little half-wing-type gnomish fellow

comes out of the incense-laden markets of the Far East and offers you some kind of deal

involving shoulder-fired missiles

from an ISIS affiliate on a

Pacific Island in exchange for

possible money to pay back debts

you accrued during your mayoral campaign.

I says, honey, you might be

in Chinatown.

Let's go to show. Jeffrey Weston. you might be in Chinatown. Hello, Lizzie-R-G-G-Jephy-Lexter.

Hello, everybody.

Hello.

Hello, Liz.

How you doing, sweetheart?

I'm good.

And just like Brace said, I'm Liz.

And my name is Brace.

And of course, our producer here is Young Chomsky.

And the podcast is called Truenon.

And Young Chomsky, play the sound.

I am so excited to do this episode.

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