Episode 23: Gary Oldman from The Fifth Element

Wonderful!

Griffin McElroy

Mcelroy, Wonderful, Enthusiast, Comedy, Griffin, Music, Mcelroys, Rachel

4.9 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Breathe in deep the fresh Pennsylvania air, and bellow out the first stanza of the Song of Chad. We're covering a very special two-episode chunk of The Bachelorette; a chunk that promised us lots and lots of man-on-man punching. How much man-on-man punching? We don't want to spoil it for you, but literally none.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Maybe you should go and do some contemplating.
0:03.0	Five reasons, five reasons,
0:06.0	Can't forget, well, the right reasons,
0:09.0	Five reasons, five reasons,
0:11.0	Can't forget, well, the right reasons,
0:14.0	I'm the best bet and I'm not gonna tell you
0:16.0	I'm here to find true love, one man from the world.
0:19.0	Hi, this is Rachel McHurray.
0:20.0	Hi, this is Griffin McHurray.
0:21.0	This is Rose Buddy.
0:22.0	I sound like two hands,
0:27.0	that are two wet hands that have impressed together.
0:32.0	And somebody's blowing into them
0:34.0	as though they were going to make a fart noise.
0:36.0	And that someone is Harvey Firestone.
0:38.0	And that someone is Harvey Firestone's making hand parts.
0:41.0	He's got an artificial ham diaphragm, a diopatham.
0:46.0	And he's making fart noises with it.
0:48.0	And he's talking about this double episode special.
0:51.0	Gang, I feel like a Harvey Firestone ham fart right now.
0:55.0	But these two episodes of television are too important for us
0:59.0	to not put out an episode podcast.
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