Episode 23: Flying Cars, My Parent’s Vaccine Hunt, and the 3-Hour Revolution

Madigan’s Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Stand-up, Comedy:stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2021

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Kathleen opens the show drinking a Bloody Mary and providing her overview of the first week of 2021, stating that she thinks the events this week haven’t improved the outlook of the new year. Kathleen recommends liquor and snacks to get everyone through the insanity carrying over from 2020, including the 3-hour revolution on the US Capitol, and another missing airplane. Those familiar with Kathleen’s comedy know of her obsession with missing Malaysian Flight 370, as depicted in her bit “Wrong Ocean” from her Bothering Jesus album, and Kathleen carries that enthusiasm when researching the latest commercial aircraft to “disappear.” Also included, the weekly Dolly Parton Quote and her birthday reminder,the 3 hour American Revolution, Far-Right Social Media, World Chess Hall of Fame, Lindsey Buckingham Sells His Song Catalog, Florida's Online COVID Vaccine Scheduling, Animals Most Likely to Kill You By State, The Last Known Civil War Widow, Orlando Flying Car Hub, and What to Watch This Week!

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast. You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.6	let's talk about what's been going on. Termites! The pub is open! It's Tuesday! I think I tape these usually on Sundays for the record. Sunday morning before football.
0:39.5	This year is only seven days old and I'm done. I'm finished with 2021. It
0:46.2	fucking sucks. We have had a three hour American Revolution. We'll be talking
0:52.1	about that in a minute. We have a plane is already
0:55.9	missing. I think they're just starting to find the pieces of it. Just another
1:00.9	one dropped out of the sky.
1:06.0	Over there too, by Jakarta. And it's sad because there were 62 people on board.
1:09.0	There's a picture of her mom and her kids saying by to their relatives in a video, just horrible.
1:15.0	What else? Oh, COVID, we have a, we're still in the middle of a pandemic that's
1:19.0	your parents can't get a vaccine.
1:20.0	This just, I feel like it should be already March and I try to keep a positive attitude with what
1:29.3	Liquor and snacks that's how I try to keep a pods of magnitude.
1:34.0	So, as I promised, well, first of all, I'm drinking a Buddy Mary with my Charleston
1:40.0	Bloody Mary mix, I've already showed you guys that.
1:42.0	And then I'm having a beer back. Bloody Marry Mix I've already showed you guys that.
1:50.0	And then I'm having a beer back with one of my favorite places in the whole world, Sam's in Denver. That's where you go for breakfast and if you stay and if you're a drinker you can stay and it just rolls right into more drinking and then you don't leave and then you leave like at 5 o'clock and you go to bed and you go that was a great day.
1:59.7	Even if you're asleep by 7 p.m. Who cares?
2:03.5	It's a great place.
2:05.0	I promised you guys in our junk food gas food
2:08.0	station, this is a junk food one.
2:11.3	These are not from the gas station.
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