Episode 23: Abortion

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

What happens when you drunkenly bang some half idiot and they skeet some goop up into your bread barn, when you ain't got no job he works at Wendy's part time, and one of his stoned idiot tadpoles squirms his way inside of of your gin-soaked eggs? KILL, KILL, KILL! Joining us is the original baby slayer Justy Dodge! Get that tube of bleach ready, cause we're drownin' this fucker out.

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0:00.0	We got to keep on the right side.
0:06.1	You got to keep all on the right side.
0:10.4	I spend my paycheck off my blue boots.
0:14.4	That's okay.
0:15.4	Now I've got to be able to be able.
0:18.6	All of the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side, got me off on the bright side.
0:23.6	All over on the bright side.
0:25.6	Well, I had a really funky time at that party last month.
0:29.6	Really gang banged all those dudes.
0:32.6	Let me just pee on this stick, see if I'm pregnant or not.
0:36.6	And... Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, no, it's positive. I have a baby. But I also have a career, and I'm smart, and I'm poor, and I can't... I... I... I... there's so many things. There's a life I have to live. I'm just not ready. I can...... Get rid of it. Oh, God. But how? But how?
0:55.6	Anyway, possible. Just get rid of it.
0:58.0	What if I shut a bunch of coat hangers in my pussy?
1:00.0	Sure.
1:00.8	Oh, God. What if I took a bath in gin?
1:02.8	Does it work?
1:03.6	Oh, I guess. What if I went to a doctor and he did it safely?
1:07.8	That's probably the best idea.
1:09.6	Welcome to the brighter side.
1:11.2	Mommy, mommy, no, mommy, please.
1:15.4	That was great.
1:16.6	Yeah.
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