Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's called Coffee with Scott Evans, and I don't think you've ever had a better day.

And if you'd like your day to go up to levels, which you cannot even imagine,

all you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a cell or a style,

a canteen jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I do like coffee.

Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

It's the dope of being here today. The thing makes everything better.

It's cold. The simultaneous sip.

The app is now. Go.

That's good stuff.

Now, I hear on the internet, so it must be true,

that there's some kind of planned or anticipated solar event

that might have the effect of cutting off the internet for months.

Could you imagine if there was a solar event and the internet went down for two months,

and then when it came back, all the problems of the world had been fixed.

Just think about it. How many problems could you fix in the world

by having no internet for two months?

What if you?

What if you?

In fact, most of the things I'm going to talk about today

wouldn't even exist, except we have the internet to fight with each other.

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