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The Short Porch

Episode 229: We Begged Bryan Hoch To Tell Us Positive Yankees News + Gleyber Torres Ripped Us To Shreds

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Sports, Baseball

4.51.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The Yankees stalemate of an offseason rolls on with limited updates. We had Yankees beat writer Bryan Hoch on the show to give us some positivity about DJ LeMahieu and the future of this pitching staff. We also get an inside look at how a beat writer covered the team throughout the year inside an empty Yankee Stadium. Also Gleyber Torres roasted our asses. Actually. We end the show with voicemails!


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0:00.0

Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.

0:05.4

Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.

0:08.2

What's up, what's happening?

0:10.4

Welcome to another edition of The Short Porch. I'm your host T.S. alongside me Marty Mush through the Zoom.

0:17.1

TJ the ones and twos, Tommy taking this one off.

0:20.6

Mush, what's going on, my man?

0:23.0

Nothing, man.

0:24.0

You like my view?

0:26.0

Yeah, it's a nice view.

0:27.2

I don't know how you have that view.

0:29.2

My view is just a fucking brick wall.

0:31.7

And it's how I have it. it New Jersey that's where the that's all it is you probably you you have a nice apartment I'll give you that I like what you do with the place but New Jersey it's the best place to live. I got no ambulances. I got no hobos next to me. It's great.

0:47.2

I promise you there are ambulances in New Jersey. Not many, not many people are crocked in Jersey.

0:56.0

You just had a, I forgot, I keep thinking about that Kate Cunningham thing of Coley.

1:03.0

I and Coley said it like he's like I don't think Marty's like understood who he just

1:08.6

interviewed I was like you're completely right to me he was just on Oklahoma State and everyone's like yeah he's pretty good and I was like all right let's do it and then I'm just out of you DMing people and they're like yeah, let's do it. I'm like all right and it's fucking he's awesome you guys I'm gonna yeah I'm

1:25.1

I'm gonna take credit everything he does okay I saw you have the decline though on

1:30.1

being in his draft party that's that's tough yeah pretty much declined he was

1:33.6

like but my dad will never let you it Jerry Butler let you in. Jerry Butler let me

1:37.2

and he said we have to watch some he was a big rom-com guy so I have to watch a couple

1:40.5

movies with him and then I'm all right. I can give you some suggestions of really good ones and then you'll look good to him.

1:47.0

I also love, dude, I'm a cry man, I love a good cry in a movie.

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