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So back from Omaha. Yeah, it was cold. From the very frigid Midwest. Do you like my Midwest accent there? Yeah. Very, yeah, it's very indigenous. Yeah, I, listen, I told a lot of people they keep reaching out and asking how it was. And I thought Omaha was okay. There was some very cool areas there. I liked it.

Yeah. It was way more progressive than I was expecting. I was very surprised. Yeah.

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