Episode 228 - Harry Potter and The Magic Glow Gun
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 22 October 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Words of wisdom... Will likely not be uttered in this episode. Hank makes friends with a skunk, drowns his phone in the river, considers a lawn mowing career, reminds us all that "it ain't the gears fault" and advises us where you can find the most reliable outdoor gear for your next trip. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Rolling speed speed speed up speed check one to check check check one to check one two |
| 0:05.4 | check okay now listen to the just listen listen listen listen listen I want everybody |
| 0:09.2 | out there listen everybody listen listen listen listen you hear that like high-pitched hum there's a high-pitched |
| 0:16.3 | hum so they've decided to like blow the leaves off of the parking lot in the office today. Yes, right now. |
| 0:26.0 | Slowly. Oh, like the person doing it's clearly hourly. And it looks like she just went from low setting on the leaf blower to high |
| 0:37.6 | Yeah, there's nothing we can do about it. Yeah, we're all gonna hear that it's going to going to |
| 0:43.0 | going to if we hadn't mentioned it nobody would know |
| 0:46.0 | nobody would have said a word now it's just |
| 0:48.0 | going to be a nice calming hum |
| 0:50.0 | it's not calming it's gonna drive me bats shit crazy. |
| 0:54.0 | Because why right now? |
| 0:56.0 | Why during business hours do you do something annoying? |
| 0:59.0 | It's like those people that show up at your neighbor's house |
| 1:01.0 | to mow the yard at 6.30 a.m. |
| 1:02.8 | Get out of here. |
| 1:03.8 | It is 6.30 in the morning. |
| 1:06.1 | I don't, well we got 40 loans to mow today. |
| 1:09.3 | Well, make this number 40 at 5 p.m. Maybe you should cut it down to 30 today. Yeah or |
| 1:17.0 | maybe you should hire another crew. Like the fact that you have to mow that many |
| 1:22.3 | yards shouldn't mean that I have to hear it at 6.30 in the morning. |
| 1:25.3 | Get out of here. |
| 1:26.3 | Go now? |
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