Lies. I tucked it between my legs.

It's a gazunder. Hello, hello and welcome to the middle. Yay!

Hello, hello and welcome to the Midlife Gamer podcast.

Today is Wednesday the 3rd of December 2014, and my name is Darren Ballrockin at the other end of the tube that is full of internet.

We have the gorgeous, handsome Mr. Matthew Moore.

Let us know you're alive, sir.

Ah, I'm alive. Oh, that's fantastic. So we are here today. Jesus Christ, I've got to say, straight away, no, no, no, I'm going to finish my intro because I always do this.

Ladies gentlemen, kick back, relax, and enjoy episode 228 of the Midlife Game of Podcast. This podcast will be a podcast with a difference.

Let me explain why. Firstly, apologies for the delay in the uploading of this show or

recording of this show, if we're absolutely crystal clear. The primary reason is me. It's all my fault. Okay. I've literally just not

been available. Still working out whether or not I'm going to discuss why on this show or maybe

save it to the next show. We'll see how we get on. But I guess the short

story is, I've not had any time to prepare anything for the show. So Matt and I are going

to do a free-form podcast, yeah, in interpretive dance style. Oh God, he's pop-locking already. Oh, my God.

I'm trying to think how I can sort of do Assassin's Creed as a dance.

Stabby motions, there you go.

Stabby motions, yeah.

So, yeah, there'll be no news, there'll be no charts, there'll be no new releases or DLC.

There isn't even a quiz, I'm very sad to say but what

you will get is Matthew and I talking about the games we've been playing and probably a little bit

about life as well and what's been going on and potentially able to expand a little more than

than we normally would but we know we were very aware that we'd not recorded for a while.

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