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Hey guys, this is Mike in California.

You guys are very subject to me.

My sister is doing that oxygen treatment bullshit.

She's in the mission from cancer.

And she gives no credit to the chemotherapy.

She only gives a credit to the oxygen bullshit.

And then just the other day she went to the hospital three in the morning,

because she was having chest pains and they couldn't figure out why.

She got this stuff in Mexico because it's not FDA approved.

Anyways, so yeah, that's still the other situation.

Glory to whole mother, fuckers.

Hey boys, my name is Matthew and I'm calling from North Carolina.

I've been listening to you talk about a state for the last couple of months.

And you've been riding about 96.3% of the time, so I haven't taken issue.

But Tom, your North Carolina accent don't sound like anyone who has ever even visited North Carolina.

You sound like you said many fans, son.

Furthermore, the story you cover about the guy in Ohio,

went to Walmart and wanted to buy booze and thought it couldn't because of Sharia law.

Here's the irony alert. I live in North Carolina.

I can't buy booze until noon on Sunday because the Christian Sharia law fuckers.

Glory to whole.

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