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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of humans civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams.

Some people are calling it colonizing with Scott Adams.

I don't think that will stick.

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Good, that was good. All right, let's see what's going on.

So, I have a recommendation for you. Before you do anything, recreational, make sure you've turned

off all sources of news. Has anybody made the mistake of trying to relax at the same time they

were at the news on? Don't do that. Don't do that. Let me give you an example. Last night,

I thought, you know what? I haven't used my hot tub in a long time, so I fired up my hot tub,

it was sort of a perfect night for it in California. Got in, I thought, you know, I forgot to listen

to my favorite show about the news, the five, and so I said, oh, I've got that recorded, so I put

my phone on the edge, and I lean back and I'm just like soaking into the water. I'm like, oh,

and on comes the segment about Matthew Perry drowning in his hot tub, and then there's

conversation about how apparently some people with certain hard problems could, you know, maybe

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