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Welcome to your favorite podcast about social media and rejection.

It is Blocked Party.

This is episode number 227.

I'm John.

I'm Stefan.

And with us is a great guest, a very funny comedian who we have tried to book on this show for somewhere around two years, and now he's here. Very funny comedian. Jacob Balshyn is here. Hi, Jacob. I'm going to leave. Are you imagining left now? I mean, we've had that happen before. Two years. We did have someone storm out of an episode once. Wow. Like 11 minutes in. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be the second. storm out 11 minutes in that's like how like come in

and have once. Wow. Like 11 minutes in. I'm going to do it. I'm going to be the second. Okay. Storm out.

11 minutes in.

Yeah.

That's like how I'd like come in and have sex with a girl when I was like in like my teens. I'd like come in and I'd be gone like 10 minutes. It'd be the worst time of her life. now what do you think we could like what would be the scenario where you would leave within like a

like storm out?

Oh, what's a storm?

Yeah, what could I do?

Like, if it was for serious.

There's still water thing, I feel like it's already kind of.

If you ever had beef already, me and John.

Yeah, I offered you a sparkling water and you said you wanted still.

And I was like, okay.

Even though his sparkling water selection right now is so good. Is it good? Well, this is incredible. The polar's great. Yeah, Stefan's as usual over here robbing me, drinking me out of house and home. That's right. Okay, well, have you considered maybe what could walk me as I'm not loyal to the polar brand? Oh. So. That's a good point. John loves polar. I like polar. I do. I like it, too.

I know.

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