Hello and welcome to worst bestsellers, where we read about teen vampires reading Twilight so you don't have to.

I'm Renata.

And I'm Kate. And for this episode,

we read Crave by Tracy Wolfe. Joining us to discuss this Y.A. Vampire series for a new generation is Twilight Nistocologist Carrie. Hi, Carrie. Hello. We did not know how good we had it.

Yeah, welcome back.

Carrie, of course, is our most frequent flyer guests, been with us since the literal first episode where we did, of course, re-Twilight.

Yeah.

And now that was nine years ago.

That's not okay. Yeah, that sounds pretty fake. Yeah. And now that was nine years ago. That's not okay. Yeah, that sounds pretty fake.

Because this is in fact our ninth anniversary episode. Yeah. And so we originally, you know,

we read one Twilight book a year for our anniversary episodes. And then we ran out of Twilight and Stephanie Meyer still hasn't put out any new books.

Yeah, we ran out of Twilight.

And we tried.

There was one year that we did something else instead.

We played the D&D game.

Oh, yeah.

And then we're doing Twilight, which was unexpected, but delightful.

I mean, it was pretty bad, actually.

But it was for our purposes, we were very excited.

Yeah.

And people keep sending us the link that's like Stephanie Meier says she'll write two more books.

And it's not your fault for being tricked, but people keep recycling the same clickbait

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