Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the Highlight of Human Civilization.

It's called CWSA, coffee with scallops.

And it's the best thing that I've ever had.

If you would like your experience now streaming on multiple platforms, I think Rumbles

working today, you've got the X platform and YouTube and locals for my beloved subscribers.

And here's what you need to take this experience up to levels which you couldn't even imagine were possible.

All you need is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tank or a jellous or cyan, a Camteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid, I like coffee.

Enjoy me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the joke of the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better.

It's called the simultaneous sip.

It happens now, go.

Mm-hmm, pretty good.

Sometimes those sips aren't perfect, but that was pretty good.

Well, here's the good news, I found a movie that I can watch.

Oh, wow.

Have you noticed that all movies suck?

Well, it turns out that there is still one person making good movies and I've said it before, Tom Cruise.

Why is it that Tom Cruise is the only person who knows how to make a movie?

So I was just watching the latest mission impossible, just came out on the livestream.

And it is screamingly unwoke without being bad in any way.

In other words, you don't really pick up on the walkness or anti-wokeness of anything, you just watch the movie.

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