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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization if you don't count my humming.

That really doesn't help at all. But if you like your experience, already quite

amazing, I think you'd agree, to go up to levels that people can't even explain. There

are no words to explain them.

All you need to do to do that is to grab a cup or a mugger

a tanker, Chelsea Stein, a canteen jug of lask,

a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure that don't mean it in the day. The thing

that makes everything better. It's called simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go.

Ah, so good. That's so good. Well, let's talk about the biggest tragedy and I feel that this is the problem that it's not just in the news, but this is actually come into your home.

I mean, unless it was just me, but I stayed up all night crying because we have not selected

a new speaker of the house.

Poor Jim Jordan, he's lost three votes so far. Doesn't look like it's getting closer.

And so every day that we survive within a Speaker of the House, I feel we're that much closer to doom and you know the

evidence is everywhere you know I mean just look around.

Because there's no speaker of the house.

The problems are okay. There are no problems but theoretically there could be and I think we should worry about that. The theoretical problems that we can't even imagine.

Now, am I wrong or do we need one rule that would fix everything?

You know, you want to hear one law that would fix everything. You want to hear one law that would fix Congress?

No, not term limits, that may help. But here's one that would actually be

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