All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

A week of highs and lows of fun and not so fun.

We're going to talk about a lot of it today.

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been a week. It is 2 o'clock in the afternoon or something. And we're drinking bourbon

while we're recording this, which we literally never do. No, it's been that kind of weekend.

It's been, you know, it's been challenging, certainly.

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