Episode 226 - The Glass Bottom Boat

Ross Patterson Revolution!

Tetherball Academy Media

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Ross and Jessie begrudgingly discuss why Lena Dunham got it right this week, why celebrities hide behind their walled-in houses in Beverly Hills, Donald Glover's possible plagiarism, and why musicians are embarrassed to admit they have ghostwriters. Buy Ross' New Book "When Darkness Falls, He Doesn't Catch It" https://www.amazon.com/When-Darkness-Falls-Doesnt-Catch/dp/0692096663/ref=pd_bxgy_14_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=0692096663&pd_rd_r=0237a3e5-757e-11e8-8a2e-95dda931668e&pd_rd_w=x3zcN&pd_rd_wg=qlu5H&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=3914568618330124508&pf_rd_r=R851PR7NFZXCS4MQG41K&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=R851PR7NFZXCS4MQG41K Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	A ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!
0:07.0	Welcome to the Ross!
0:10.0	Patterson Revolution.
0:18.0	brought to you by Black Rifle Coffee dot com. I am a hero.
0:29.0	Please watch me fly.
0:31.0	I am a hero.
0:32.0	Please watch me fly.
0:36.0	I am a hero. Please I never die.
0:39.0	That sounds like the Asian guy though.
0:41.0	It's not the Asian guy, James. It's not the Asian guy.
0:44.0	I am a heedo?
0:45.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:46.0	Sometimes I feel like a little hero and I deserve a song.
0:49.0	And I know I'm not getting that song out of you, you know?
0:52.0	No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no yeah yeah so sometimes I wish
0:56.0	there was a tiny Asian man that was inside my my studio sure who would just sing to me.
1:04.0	I am a heedel.
1:07.0	But in my voice and I obviously want him to look like me.
1:09.0	So I want his hair cut like me the whole shit.
1:11.0	Okay.
1:12.0	Yeah, that's me. Okay. It's me.
1:13.0	Just a mini Asian you.
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