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Hello and welcome to The Lines Led by Donkey's Podcast. I'm Joe, and with me, as always,

is Liam Galeam. Good morning to you. I don't remind me. I'm sorry, buddy. If it makes you feel

better, I... So, obviously, we record on Tuesday as we know this, and I wouldn't be

late. I'll have you know. Shut the fuck up, Joe. At 9.22 p.m., I looked at my phone, I looked at

the curtain, we were like, in bed, I was watching the Phillies game, and I was like, I have to

fuck your record tonight. She's like, no, you don't. I was like, yeah, I do. It's Tuesday.

She's just like, what the fuck? Tell him you're dead, and I was like, can't do that. I have to

record. That's how I feel every night, and I'm like, on Tuesday night when I'm laying down,

I'm setting my alarm for 5.30 p.m., God damn it. I don't want to fucking pee here.

Thankfully, one of those people that like, when I wake up, if I get out of bed, I wake up pretty quickly.

I'm at a snoozer. I don't hit the snooze button. I'm not a snoozer either. I, you know, it's funny.

I wake up most days, I would say around 7. I don't start work till 8, but I've given myself,

like, I try to give myself like 20, 30 minutes because I was younger. I would wait until

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