Episode 224: Criminal Canines

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Episode 224 coming at ya. O'Neill comes out of the gates hot by bringing up the "new" Peloton bike ad that has people talking. We brainstorm some other commercial ideas for Peloton and think of other things the company can do to promote the product. A pair of dog stories are discussed/analyzed/dissected. In both cases, a crime was commited (if a human had perpetrated the act). Listen for yourself to judge on whether these animals should be locked up. Also, this episode is kind of a throwback because we hear a lot from special guests like the Dassman, etc. Mmmm hmmm.

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0:00.0	All right, go for it. it again. I'm dropping to Jesus across the land and he's a mayor.
0:17.0	He's a mayor. He's a doctor.
0:18.0	What could you need?
0:20.0	Don't be your bitch.
0:22.0	Five-star't please.
0:25.0	Danish, And Danish, and rodeo,
0:30.0	Danish and rodeo,
0:31.0	Danish and rodeo. Danish, Danish, Indonesia.
0:35.0	Danish, Indonesia.
0:37.0	Danish, Indonesia,
0:38.0	and India.
0:40.0	They share media.
0:41.0	I hope you brought your knife
0:47.0	It's a mountain lie and fine for your life
0:51.0	Don't if your name isn't that cool.
0:55.0	Unless you want to get school.
0:59.0	Dangish, Danish, Danish and nobody else.
1:05.0	They should be home.
1:08.0	They should be home. They wish,
1:11.0	and Danish and no me heroes. I'm Danish in New York. They can't be here. Now it's time for finishing and on near, y'all.
1:37.1	Tell me about riding those horses,
1:38.9	but you're a horseer.
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