Well, look at those some pictures that are, well, good morning everybody and welcome to

the Highlight of Human Civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and I'm told

the aliens are coming from far away just to be here for this. And if you'd like your

experience to go up a level that nobody even imagined was possible, all you need is a

cover mug or a glass of tanker shells this time, a canteen jug of glass, a vessel of

any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoyed me now for the unparalleled

pleasure of the dopamine unit of the day. The thing makes everything better. It's cold.

So I don't take you sip. Go. Oh, that's good. That's good. Well, ladies and gentlemen,

today I believe the podcast called Trigger Nometry will be featuring me. So look for that.

I think it dropped today. You'll be amazed and delighted or entertained or something. By

the way, how many of you have bought the best book in the world for a gift? It turns out

I accidentally wrote the best gift book in the world, reframe your brain because after

you read it and it changes your life, you can give it to other people and it changes their

life. You know, I was trying to think who it would not be suitable for. And I couldn't

think of anybody, you know, below maybe the age of 14 or something, maybe not so much.

But above the age of 14, there's literally nobody in the world who shouldn't get this

book as a gift because it's that useful. But everybody's read it as already learned that.

That's why it's by far the most gifted book in the world. I would say I could say that

with ease. Alright, so here's what's going on. Some late shows are trying to come back

without writers because of the writers strike. Now, how are they going to do it? How in

the world? I mean, they say they're going to do it by being, you know, spontaneous and

not having written pieces. But how in the world would anybody do a show like multiple

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