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What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts Great Again.

I am your tech stuff guy, J-Nog, and we are here, of course, with the president of the United States

of Mara America, of the Mara Lago, Mr. Donald J. Trump. Mr. President, how are you today?

Billy Bob, we're doing okay. It's nice that we finally got a tech stuff person with a real American name,

Billy Bob Bug. I like that. Mr. President, do you know, we've gone over these days,

these made up wacky days, every single day is a holiday, and today is World Turtle Day.

You know, you're nodding like you knew this.

Yes, tech stuff, I knew it, and I knew it faster than you.

Now that's why tonight, in honor of Turtle Head Day, I took a half a shit, and I've got one

poking out right now, because they said, it's called Turtle Head Day, so we have a Turtle Head

poking out, and it's getting a little squishy, but we're going to make strung podcast.

Wow, you really committed these holidays, very impressive.

I know, we all know how I strip powerfully where it depends, and of course, for long fans of the show,

that sort of wonny come lately. You know, I call them wonny come lately, because they're Mexican,

and they're coming late over the border. Gotcha.

You know, why should we pick on Johnny, at least he sounds American, but they,

fans of the show know that I wear that they talk about me wearing depends, but it's because

I have powerful joy juice. It's not for the poops and the pee. Yeah, that stuff,

the good stuff. I got you. So I'm actually using the depends tonight for the week-up

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