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Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

Episode 223: Mike Scollins

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Mike Scollins (Late Show with Seth Meyers) talks about writing for two weeks at SNL, running the Six Flags twitter account, and sleeping over night at his job selling mattresses. Check out Mike's tank top bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4fF1mYO5sE

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ooh, yeah, uh-huh, listen up, yeah, I can see you're new to this

0:09.3

Yeah ain't got no job, yeah ain't got no experience, you're entry level

0:19.5

Yeah ain't got no qualifications, baby, you're entry level

0:26.6

Your entry level, your entry level, baby, your entry level, ooh, yeah

0:40.0

Yeah, welcome to this week's episode of Entry Level, I'm in Denver, I'm at his house, my old roommate, my friend from high school, Eric Ashie, how are you?

0:49.2

Good, hey, thanks for having me, well thanks for doing the intro because I need to get the heck out of Los Angeles for a minute,

0:56.0

come to Denver, did a fun show last night at the Grollix, I've interviewed every one of those guys on this podcast before go back and listen, they're the best, uh, and uh, it was a really fun show, how did you have fun last night, Eric?

1:08.6

Yeah, super fun, you fell asleep in the Uber on the ride home, I was tired, he says a little sleepy boy, he's a little sleepy boy, yeah

1:16.1

So we met, I met you when you were a sophomore in high school at Dubuque, Hampstead High School, yeah, your first day of school, you moved from Cedar Falls to Dubuque, quite the jump,

1:27.4

Yeah, it's like going from Silver Lake to Echo Park, how can you do it?

1:31.5

Sure, I understand those references, but you move there, we become friends, you're cool, uh,

1:39.4

Thanks, some of my summer is consistently confused because I have three names for you, your bubble gum in my phone,

1:45.7

Yep, the only person I think in the world do, ever calls you bubble gum, uh, that never got on, but it didn't, you wore a pink shirt to the first day of school,

1:53.1

Yeah, I met you in, uh, AP World History, which I dropped, because I go, this is hard, this is a good move, because I stuck it out, I took the AP test, which cost money, just to completely bomb it,

2:06.8

and get no, you know, college credit, class that I did really bad in, so good move on you.

2:12.0

Well, I took AP, so we got AP World History, I go in, and I had never had to deal with homework in my whole life,

2:18.4

And they're like, with this class that's homework, I go, I don't want to do this class anymore,

2:22.7

That's, that was the key to that class, was you actually had to do the homework?

2:28.0

Yeah, I didn't want to do that, I was going, no, I don't do, I don't do homework,

2:31.6

I would show up and be like, what's, what are the Chinese dynasty?

2:36.6

Yeah, it was very difficult, um, and, uh, yeah, I switched over to normal history with the idiots, and I gotta tell you what,

2:46.4

multiple choice tests, open book, it was incredible, yeah, you ended up with a better GPA than me.

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