Welcome, listener to chapter 223 of the QAnon Anonymous Podcast.

The 15-minute cities episode, as always we are your host Jake Rockatansky, Ani Kelly,

Julian Fields, and Travis View.

Hello there, beloved listener. It's Ani Kelly speaking.

I've come on the podcast today to talk to you about a new conspiracy theory surrounding

something called 15-minute cities. It's a topic that's been bubbling around the British

conspiracy sphere for a while now, finally culminating in a protest in the city of Oxford, England

that attracted thousands of people from all over the country. Your brave, intrepid, and

amiable UK correspondent was one of them. You may remember a previous episode from October

last year, where I attended a match in London, organised by what was left of the anti-lockdown

movement in this country, rebranded as the freedom movement in opposition to the nebulous,

many tentacles of great reset, and the nefarious world economic forum. What I found was that

compared to the thousands of supporters they attracted at the height of lockdown, it was

a pretty small crowd of die-hard believers left. I concluded that without that immediate

galvanising force of Covid public health policy, the movement was trying but struggling

to keep up the momentum. It seemed that strangely, it's found that impetus again with a collection

of local traffic and urban planning schemes. When I worked in a restaurant, you had breaks,

right? You had a break schedule and you had your lunch, which everybody took. But if you

smoked cigarettes, you would get a 15 that you could split up into three fives. Now,

this was an extra break. Holy smokers got. And so what did I do as like a 19-year-old guy

who wanted to wait tables for 15 minutes less? I started smoking. And so the connection

here is the 15 minutes. That exact same thing happened to me, Jake, as well. I started

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