Green Man and the Geek

Green Man and the Geek

Talking baseball every week.

Because the gleaming and the geek.

And welcome to the gleaming and the geek podcast.

For you?

I'm John Bonas,

and you are?

Ron Garden Hair.

I'm Aaron Gleman.

That was last night.

How's it like being Ron Garandhaer, Aaron Gleman, and Aaron Gleman.com?

I said this on last week, so I won his Ron Garden Hair for Halloween.

A couple of reasons. One, I was looking for a good costume for a not skinny person, which I am. Which is, I'm not trying to make fun at Gardy, but there's only so many options. You can't really go as, I know, certain stuff when you're not skinny. I was going to go, we were going to go as Jerry Lane from Seinfeld, but I was like, I don't know. I don't want to be fat Jerry Seinfeld. It seems like a weird. So, yeah, I went, shaved my beard into a goatee. Right. And then spray painted the goat. I was going to dye it, but of course I didn't think ahead. So I just spray painted the goatee silver because I can't find a white spray. Was that just like spray paint? Like you went and got regular sprayings? It's supposed to be like okay for faces and stuff, but I will tell you that. So it's a special spray paint that's okay for faces? I didn't read it, but supposedly. You did it just go to like Sedergrins hardware. I didn't anywhere before. I will tell you that throughout the night, my like lower face and chin were like constricting every hour.

And like when I got home at like 2.m. or whatever, I was like not quite in pain, but just like I feel terrible right now.

Because then it was like shedding paint. Right. Right, right. So then my girlfriend sprayed a hairspray on it to like kind of keep it as it is. Okay. Which then caused it to get like a solid, it became like solid then and then like constricted even more. So yeah, it was a mess. The funniest is part, so I went to a party at Elsie's in Northeast. Like, I don't know, we rented out of back room and everything. So then after, you know, three hours of that, we went and we just walked into the regular bar at Elsie's. I don't know why, but we're having a drink there. And I was just... Walking through the bar. Yeah yeah I was just standing there probably blocking a space

and a very small very mean uh I can only assume was from the east coast uh woman's basically

simply get on my way or something equivalent to that and I thought okay whatever and I out of the way, and then she walked like five feet in front of me and like

somehow kind of turned her head.

And I went, Chrissy?

And it was John's wife, who they were not at the party.

And she could not have been less interested in that it was me.

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