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Welcome to The Lines of the Duckies Podcast. It's us, Liam and Joe. I'm Joe, easily.

Yay, top billing. Top billing.

For the coup is complete, I'm officially the co-host.

Sorry about it.

It's been a good four years. I had a solid term. I was going to run for re-election.

Oh, that's a shame. Unfortunately, a shock is standing by to oppose that.

Yeah, unfortunately due to the scandal of it being a gun being held in my back,

I will retire to an unnamed island, only to return in like five years

when the donkey color revolution comes.

Try on for like, somehow I probably own.

Cassabian now. Cassabian tomorrow.

Cassabian always.

Sounds grim.

Yeah, yeah. I know. I don't know about it, but yeah, this whole thing is kind of grim.

So what are we going to do?

Liam, speaking of grim, how do you feel about adventurers?

Are we going to tell you as someone who has done a fair bit of adventuring in my life,

which basically means I get really hammered and then I sober up and I'm like,

let's drive somewhere dumb.

That's pretty much the same thing at Lewis and Clark.

Yeah.

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