Have you guys ever heard of something called the Kessler syndrome?

Kessler Kessler. No, that sounds Kessler so you drink it Kessler blended whiskey and you shit for three days after

You know, I'm trying Kessler blended whiskey. Oh, no, no, I know I've never even heard of it

It was like it was like the $5 whiskey is like a regional thing, you know like

Well, you know how like you had like tabarsky vodka and stuff like that like you know, the shit you get like five bucks, you know like early times

Yeah, not even early times. ETs got them oil painting comparison

Yeah, it literally says on the bottle smooth the silk

Yeah, that's

If that's a if a alcohol

Advertises itself as smooth as silk. It's gonna taste

It's gonna feel like you're swallowing razors. Yeah, it's gonna be like battery acid bed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, fucking

Wapaflu

Probably help you if we do drink

What is the Kessler's the other Kessler syndrome? Yeah, the two are unrelated as far as I can tell, but maybe they are related the

In a sort of larger

Conceptual sense because the Kessler syndrome

Proposed by NASA scientist Donald J Kessler in 1978

Is a theoretical scenario in which the density of objects in low earth orbit

Due to space pollution is high enough that collisions between objects could cause a cascade

In which each collision generates space debris that increases the likelihood of further collisions. Does that make sense?

So basically

the reason

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