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That's so good. So good. Well the news is all interesting today.

News out in Palm Springs, California is that an amnesia patient who woke up

14 months ago and could only speak Swedish which was not his natural language

was found dead in his home. So for 14 months for reasons that are a mystery

he could only speak Swedish. How do we explain this? How do we explain this? What?

What would be a possible explanation of why the news would report that a guy

suddenly only spoke Swedish? Well I don't want to you know blow your your

dreams of of what the reality is but I have a hypothesis. It never happened. It

never happened. Did they find him dead holding the secret sonic weapon that

attacks the embassies? Did they find him dead on one of the UFOs in that big

warehouse full of captured UFOs? No it's like the breath areas when in the 70s

when I was a kid the breath areas went on the tonight show and claimed that

they found a way to live without eating that they would find nutrition just

for breathing the air and when I was a kid I remember a lot of people believe

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