Episode 221: Close Encounters of the Mountain Lion Kind

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

It's episode 221 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast! On this lovely episode, Danish tells a story of meeting an audience member after a recent show. O'Neill gives an a real behind the scenes look at what it's like to trave with Ari Shaffir. He also describes seeing a "legit demon" on the streets near his place. A "sexsomnia" court case is broken down. And, a teacher commits the hattrick of insanity. All in all, just another day's work for the D+O podcast.

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0:00.0	Hit it. I was Danish
0:20.0	only so I can tell you how it won't be.
0:25.0	How it won't be.
0:29.0	It's a great podcast. Oh, so it's a fucking good deal.
0:37.0	Call it a Danish,
0:40.0	Danish,
0:41.0	Danish and only. Day that she should don't kneel.
0:45.0	Day that she don't kneel.
0:51.0	Day and she donon Nel.
0:55.0	Day and Shandon
0:57.0	Nel.
0:58.0	Day and Shandon Neil.
1:01.0	Day and Shandon Niel. Oh, Daniel, Daniel. D'Nel.
1:09.0	D'N'
1:11.0	Shendon,
1:10.0	D'Nion Nell.
1:12.0	Fuck you.
1:14.0	What happened?
1:15.0	They spoke.
1:17.0	Oh, I'm sorry to hear that,
1:20.0	because now,
1:22.0	I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
	...

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